Randy and Nigel - 06

so today i was walking around the mall looking into a job seeing what i could possibly get. it was shortly after getting rejected everywhere that i started walking back towards the exit with my head down. i ran into two little blonde haired kids playing ds. they were having the best of time. "hay buddeh! you're too good at this game!". it was cute. so i asked them if i could get in on it, i wanted to play too. they asked me where MY DS was and i had to tell them i didnt have one. So they told me to get lost. called me a spaz. told me i'd never be able to play cool DS games with them. spit on me. beat me to the ground. kick me in the groin. quite possibly the worst day ever... because i didnt have a DS.

help me get a DS?
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